Sex...

on the beach drinks are yummy! I also used to drink a drink called Fruity F*ck. Now that was some good shit! I don't drink much anymore though. Usually only when I have an occasional Girls Night Out and sometimes we'll have a social gathering here with friends. Usually then I drink vodka.

Anyways, I just wanted to see how many people would read this because it said "Sex" in the headline and get all offended but just couldn't help themselves and had to look anyway.

I just drank last night, and jumped in the pool with stitches in my foot. You'd think the stitches would be what the problem was, but no... the stitches are fine. Instead I twisted my knee when I landed, so now I have double limp. From both the stitches, and the twisted knee.

Fuck my life.

CDCeltown wrote:I just drank last night, and jumped in the pool with stitches in my foot. You'd think the stitches would be what the problem was, but no... the stitches are fine. Instead I twisted my knee when I landed, so now I have double limp. From both the stitches, and the twisted knee.

Fuck my life.

Just relax, get your feet elevated, and have lish bring you a cold one every 12 minutes. Be good to yourself dude.

GV4L wrote:

CDCeltown wrote:I just drank last night, and jumped in the pool with stitches in my foot. You'd think the stitches would be what the problem was, but no... the stitches are fine. Instead I twisted my knee when I landed, so now I have double limp. From both the stitches, and the twisted knee.

Fuck my life.

Just relax, get your feet elevated, and have lish bring you a cold one every 12 minutes. Be good to yourself dude.

I will do no such thing

Onalish wrote:

GV4L wrote:

CDCeltown wrote:I just drank last night, and jumped in the pool with stitches in my foot. You'd think the stitches would be what the problem was, but no... the stitches are fine. Instead I twisted my knee when I landed, so now I have double limp. From both the stitches, and the twisted knee.

Fuck my life.

Just relax, get your feet elevated, and have lish bring you a cold one every 12 minutes. Be good to yourself dude.

I will do no such thing

Okay... just make it one beer every 20 minutes.

She's madder than fuck at me right now. I'd be lucky to get one every year.

You guys owe me for rum

MmMmm..coconut rum

EltownMom wrote:You guys owe me for rum

Not me. I didn't drink any of it. I did, however, tell your son he should be ashamed of himself.