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Survey time.
Here's a survey for when you get bored.
Fill it out, try to be funny. Or, don't.
Lets start out with something clever, whats your sign?
- Not big on astrology.
Congratulations ! You just had a baby girl! Whats her name?
- Ted.
If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?
- I'd kill it. Much to GV's dismay.
Are you listening to music right now?
- TECH N9NE for the win.
Did anyone tell you they love you today?
- Lish, right before she left.
Last text message you received?
- Texting is for the gays.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
- Ted.
Do you and your friends have the same taste in music?
- Hip Hop, and Rock. Most assuredly.
I bet your toe nails are red?
- No, they are not.
Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days?
- Of course.
Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
- All of the above. Happy reigns supreme though.
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
- Basketball shorts, as per usual.
Do you ever crack your knuckles/ back/ ankles/ wrists/ etc?
- All day, every day.
Do you think before you speak?
- I try.
You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
- Guilty as charged.
What color shirt are you wearing?
- Shirtless J.
Is anyone on your bad side?
- Not a bit.
When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?
-Tomorrow afternoon. She's gone to see her mom.
Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
- I prefer not to.
Do you have a tan?
- Not really.
Have you hugged someone within the last week?
- Fo sho.
Who was the last person to hug you?
- Lish.
Have you ever slapped someone across the face?
- I'm not much of a slapper.
Which celebrity do you want to be with?
- Natalie Portman.
Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
- Weed, I guess.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with J, M, P or D?
- J, Yes, M, yes, P, No, D... um... probably.
Do you miss your past?
- Every day is a new adventure.
Last time you smiled because you got a text?
-Texting makes me frown.
Do you have any dirty pictures on your cellphone?
- No.
Name something you hate?
- White people.
What was the weather like today?
- Decent, I suppose. I dunno, I'm staying off the leg.
Do you drop your phone a lot?
- No.
Have you ever kissed under fireworks?
- I think maybe... I dunno.
Ever kissed in the rain?
- Fo suggity.
Has anyone seen you in your underwear this past month?
- Well yeah.
Is anything wrong?
- I'm bored.
Current relationship status?
- In a relationship.
What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches?
- Neither.
Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?
- IN A ROW?
Are you doing anything this weekend?
- I dunno. Harry Potter tomorrow night. Beyond that, I don't really plan that far ahead.
Credit cards or cash?
- Cash
If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it?
- Always.
Have you ever sent a naughty text message?
- No... no I haven't.
If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell?
- A scientist.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
- I swallowed the cocoon three days ago. It should be hatching any day now.
What’s the nicest text in your inbox say?
- FUCK YOU AND YOUR FASCIST TEXTING QUESTIONS!!!
Have you ever been called a tease?
- I doubt it. I'm a bit more straight forward than that.
What was the last conversation you had on AIM?
- Blaine and I were discussing the lesser points of La Coka Nostra.
Would you ever enhance or get any kind of plastic surgery?
- Only if I were seriously mangled in a car accident.
Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a bed?
- Every morning, and every night.
Are you hard to please?
- Not really. Beer, good food, and good movies tend to do the trick.
What are you freakishly obsessed with?
- Movies.
What would you do if a stranger came up to you and said you are the most attractive person they have seen?
- Tell them thank you, and move on. What would you expect me to do?
Where are you ticklish?
- Sure.
Have you kissed lots of people this year?
- Just one.
If you could visit one place in the world where would you go?
- Best buy.
Have you ever made out with 2 different people in one night?
- Haven't we all at one point or another?
Name two people you miss:
- Lish, and Spooknasty.
Would you rather do the dishes or clean the bedroom?
- Neither. That's the woman's job.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
- Probably not actually. Unless she gets bored in the middle of the night and calls me.
Do you like aggressive or innocent kisses?
- Both.
What are you doing tomorrow?
- Harry Potter 6 bitches... KNOW ABOUT IT!
Will this weekend be a good one?
- We'll see.
Do you like Mexican food?
- FOR THE WIN!
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
-Yes, but she was lying.
Why?
- I guess she wanted to give me a compliment, but couldn't think of a true one.
Do you just wanna be with someone and never let go?
- Um... what?
Plans for Saturday?
- None. Play it by ear.
Fill it out, try to be funny. Or, don't.
Lets start out with something clever, whats your sign?
- Not big on astrology.
Congratulations ! You just had a baby girl! Whats her name?
- Ted.
If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?
- I'd kill it. Much to GV's dismay.
Are you listening to music right now?
- TECH N9NE for the win.
Did anyone tell you they love you today?
- Lish, right before she left.
Last text message you received?
- Texting is for the gays.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
- Ted.
Do you and your friends have the same taste in music?
- Hip Hop, and Rock. Most assuredly.
I bet your toe nails are red?
- No, they are not.
Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days?
- Of course.
Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
- All of the above. Happy reigns supreme though.
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
- Basketball shorts, as per usual.
Do you ever crack your knuckles/ back/ ankles/ wrists/ etc?
- All day, every day.
Do you think before you speak?
- I try.
You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
- Guilty as charged.
What color shirt are you wearing?
- Shirtless J.
Is anyone on your bad side?
- Not a bit.
When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?
-Tomorrow afternoon. She's gone to see her mom.
Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
- I prefer not to.
Do you have a tan?
- Not really.
Have you hugged someone within the last week?
- Fo sho.
Who was the last person to hug you?
- Lish.
Have you ever slapped someone across the face?
- I'm not much of a slapper.
Which celebrity do you want to be with?
- Natalie Portman.
Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
- Weed, I guess.
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with J, M, P or D?
- J, Yes, M, yes, P, No, D... um... probably.
Do you miss your past?
- Every day is a new adventure.
Last time you smiled because you got a text?
-Texting makes me frown.
Do you have any dirty pictures on your cellphone?
- No.
Name something you hate?
- White people.
What was the weather like today?
- Decent, I suppose. I dunno, I'm staying off the leg.
Do you drop your phone a lot?
- No.
Have you ever kissed under fireworks?
- I think maybe... I dunno.
Ever kissed in the rain?
- Fo suggity.
Has anyone seen you in your underwear this past month?
- Well yeah.
Is anything wrong?
- I'm bored.
Current relationship status?
- In a relationship.
What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches?
- Neither.
Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?
- IN A ROW?
Are you doing anything this weekend?
- I dunno. Harry Potter tomorrow night. Beyond that, I don't really plan that far ahead.
Credit cards or cash?
- Cash
If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it?
- Always.
Have you ever sent a naughty text message?
- No... no I haven't.
If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell?
- A scientist.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
- I swallowed the cocoon three days ago. It should be hatching any day now.
What’s the nicest text in your inbox say?
- FUCK YOU AND YOUR FASCIST TEXTING QUESTIONS!!!
Have you ever been called a tease?
- I doubt it. I'm a bit more straight forward than that.
What was the last conversation you had on AIM?
- Blaine and I were discussing the lesser points of La Coka Nostra.
Would you ever enhance or get any kind of plastic surgery?
- Only if I were seriously mangled in a car accident.
Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a bed?
- Every morning, and every night.
Are you hard to please?
- Not really. Beer, good food, and good movies tend to do the trick.
What are you freakishly obsessed with?
- Movies.
What would you do if a stranger came up to you and said you are the most attractive person they have seen?
- Tell them thank you, and move on. What would you expect me to do?
Where are you ticklish?
- Sure.
Have you kissed lots of people this year?
- Just one.
If you could visit one place in the world where would you go?
- Best buy.
Have you ever made out with 2 different people in one night?
- Haven't we all at one point or another?
Name two people you miss:
- Lish, and Spooknasty.
Would you rather do the dishes or clean the bedroom?
- Neither. That's the woman's job.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
- Probably not actually. Unless she gets bored in the middle of the night and calls me.
Do you like aggressive or innocent kisses?
- Both.
What are you doing tomorrow?
- Harry Potter 6 bitches... KNOW ABOUT IT!
Will this weekend be a good one?
- We'll see.
Do you like Mexican food?
- FOR THE WIN!
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
-Yes, but she was lying.
Why?
- I guess she wanted to give me a compliment, but couldn't think of a true one.
Do you just wanna be with someone and never let go?
- Um... what?
Plans for Saturday?
- None. Play it by ear.
Re: Survey time.
Whats your sign?
- Saggitarius
Congratulations ! You just had a baby girl! Whats her name?
- No,I didn't. I had an abortion. (ohh so bad)
If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?
- After I killed it.
Are you listening to music right now?
- Nope
Did anyone tell you they love you today?
- Not yet
Last text message you received?
- I don't feel like getting up to look.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
- Dan
Do you and your friends have the same taste in music?
- Yeah, I think so.
I bet your toe nails are red?
- No, french manicure
Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days?
- Yes but don't tell hubby (I kid I kid)
Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
- Happy!
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
- Jeans
Do you ever crack your knuckles/ back/ ankles/ wrists/ etc?
- Yeah
Do you think before you speak?
- Not always
You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
- Am I?
What color shirt are you wearing?
- Black
Is anyone on your bad side?
- Not at the moment.
When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?
-Uh..I can't think of anyone that leaves me breathless
Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
-No
Do you have a tan?
- I tried but I'm just a little off white now.
Have you hugged someone within the last week?
- Yep
Who was the last person to hug you?
- Hubby I guess
Have you ever slapped someone across the face?
- Sure have
Which celebrity do you want to be with?
- Adam Lambert but since he's gay that's not gonna happen.
Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
- Weed
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with J, M, P or D?
- J-Yes, M-Yes, P-probably so, D-probably so again
Do you miss your past?
-I miss parts of it...but everyday ends as your past.
Last time you smiled because you got a text?
-Uh..I dunno
Do you have any dirty pictures on your cellphone?
- I do but if anyone looked at it they wouldn't know it was dirty because of the angle I took it at and it's in negative.
Name something you hate?
- Ignorance
What was the weather like today?
- I think it's hot..haven't been outside but the sun is out and it's summer..so I'm assuming hot.
Do you drop your phone a lot?
- No.
Have you ever kissed under fireworks?
- Nah
Ever kissed in the rain?
- Can't recall
Has anyone seen you in your underwear this past month?
- Well yeah.
Is anything wrong?
- Nah..just not motivated.
Current relationship status?
- hitched
What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches?
- Cricket Spiders
Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?
- IN A ROW!!!!!
Are you doing anything this weekend?
-Yep!! It's girls nite weekend and I'm hyped. My bestie is in town (only see her once a year) and I'm ready celebrate.
Credit cards or cash?
- Debit card
If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it?
- If I'm all purdied up I will. My house is full of mirrors. If I checked myself at every mirror I would never get anything else done.
Have you ever sent a naughty text message?
- Uh huh
If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell?
- The doctor.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
- Probably gonna have some in a little while..I have to take a test today.
What’s the nicest text in your inbox say?
- I have no idea.
Have you ever been called a tease?
- Fo sho
What was the last conversation you had on AIM?
- I don't have AIM but I have FB and MySpace. My last IM conversation was about the bratty ass neighbor kids acting like hoodlums.
Would you ever enhance or get any kind of plastic surgery?
- Oh hell yeah..
Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a bed?
- Yep
Are you hard to please?
- Kinda..I'm a pain in the ass.
What are you freakishly obsessed with?
- Shoes
What would you do if a stranger came up to you and said you are the most attractive person they have seen?
- I would say "I know" and check my lipstick.
Where are you ticklish?
- In the ribs and stomach.
Have you kissed lots of people this year?
- Nope.
If you could visit one place in the world where would you go?
- Bora Bora
Have you ever made out with 2 different people in one night?
- Probably but I was more than likely too drunk to remember either of them.
Name two people you miss:
- Normally I'd say my bestie..but she's here now..so I dunno.
Would you rather do the dishes or clean the bedroom?
- Neither. I'd rather be shopping.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
- Yep
Do you like aggressive or innocent kisses?
- Neither (I'm married)
What are you doing tomorrow?
- Maybe shopping!
Will this weekend be a good one?
- Half and half...the mother-in-law is coming to town but I'm going out with my girls
Do you like Mexican food?
- Love steak burritos from Pancho Villa
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
-Yep
Why?
- Because they are.
Do you just wanna be with someone and never let go?
- No, I usually like for people to stay the hell away from me.
Plans for Saturday?
- Yep! Can't wait.
(For those offended by my posts, please keep in mind that I'm a total smartass and you can't believe half of what I say)
- Saggitarius
Congratulations ! You just had a baby girl! Whats her name?
- No,I didn't. I had an abortion. (ohh so bad)
If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?
- After I killed it.
Are you listening to music right now?
- Nope
Did anyone tell you they love you today?
- Not yet
Last text message you received?
- I don't feel like getting up to look.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
- Dan
Do you and your friends have the same taste in music?
- Yeah, I think so.
I bet your toe nails are red?
- No, french manicure
Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days?
- Yes but don't tell hubby (I kid I kid)
Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?
- Happy!
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
- Jeans
Do you ever crack your knuckles/ back/ ankles/ wrists/ etc?
- Yeah
Do you think before you speak?
- Not always
You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
- Am I?
What color shirt are you wearing?
- Black
Is anyone on your bad side?
- Not at the moment.
When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?
-Uh..I can't think of anyone that leaves me breathless
Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
-No
Do you have a tan?
- I tried but I'm just a little off white now.
Have you hugged someone within the last week?
- Yep
Who was the last person to hug you?
- Hubby I guess
Have you ever slapped someone across the face?
- Sure have
Which celebrity do you want to be with?
- Adam Lambert but since he's gay that's not gonna happen.
Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?
- Weed
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with J, M, P or D?
- J-Yes, M-Yes, P-probably so, D-probably so again
Do you miss your past?
-I miss parts of it...but everyday ends as your past.
Last time you smiled because you got a text?
-Uh..I dunno
Do you have any dirty pictures on your cellphone?
- I do but if anyone looked at it they wouldn't know it was dirty because of the angle I took it at and it's in negative.
Name something you hate?
- Ignorance
What was the weather like today?
- I think it's hot..haven't been outside but the sun is out and it's summer..so I'm assuming hot.
Do you drop your phone a lot?
- No.
Have you ever kissed under fireworks?
- Nah
Ever kissed in the rain?
- Can't recall
Has anyone seen you in your underwear this past month?
- Well yeah.
Is anything wrong?
- Nah..just not motivated.
Current relationship status?
- hitched
What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches?
- Cricket Spiders
Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?
- IN A ROW!!!!!
Are you doing anything this weekend?
-Yep!! It's girls nite weekend and I'm hyped. My bestie is in town (only see her once a year) and I'm ready celebrate.
Credit cards or cash?
- Debit card
If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it?
- If I'm all purdied up I will. My house is full of mirrors. If I checked myself at every mirror I would never get anything else done.
Have you ever sent a naughty text message?
- Uh huh
If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell?
- The doctor.
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
- Probably gonna have some in a little while..I have to take a test today.
What’s the nicest text in your inbox say?
- I have no idea.
Have you ever been called a tease?
- Fo sho
What was the last conversation you had on AIM?
- I don't have AIM but I have FB and MySpace. My last IM conversation was about the bratty ass neighbor kids acting like hoodlums.
Would you ever enhance or get any kind of plastic surgery?
- Oh hell yeah..
Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a bed?
- Yep
Are you hard to please?
- Kinda..I'm a pain in the ass.
What are you freakishly obsessed with?
- Shoes
What would you do if a stranger came up to you and said you are the most attractive person they have seen?
- I would say "I know" and check my lipstick.
Where are you ticklish?
- In the ribs and stomach.
Have you kissed lots of people this year?
- Nope.
If you could visit one place in the world where would you go?
- Bora Bora
Have you ever made out with 2 different people in one night?
- Probably but I was more than likely too drunk to remember either of them.
Name two people you miss:
- Normally I'd say my bestie..but she's here now..so I dunno.
Would you rather do the dishes or clean the bedroom?
- Neither. I'd rather be shopping.
Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
- Yep
Do you like aggressive or innocent kisses?
- Neither (I'm married)
What are you doing tomorrow?
- Maybe shopping!
Will this weekend be a good one?
- Half and half...the mother-in-law is coming to town but I'm going out with my girls
Do you like Mexican food?
- Love steak burritos from Pancho Villa
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
-Yep
Why?
- Because they are.
Do you just wanna be with someone and never let go?
- No, I usually like for people to stay the hell away from me.
Plans for Saturday?
- Yep! Can't wait.
(For those offended by my posts, please keep in mind that I'm a total smartass and you can't believe half of what I say)
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