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Post by CDCeltown Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:42 pm

Here's a survey for when you get bored.

Fill it out, try to be funny. Or, don't.

Lets start out with something clever, whats your sign?

- Not big on astrology.

Congratulations​ ! You just had a baby girl! Whats her name?

- Ted.

If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?

- I'd kill it. Much to GV's dismay.

Are you listening to music right now?

- TECH N9NE for the win.

Did anyone tell you they love you today?

- Lish, right before she left.

Last text message you received?

- Texting is for the gays.

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?

- Ted.

Do you and your friends have the same taste in music?

- Hip Hop, and Rock. Most assuredly.

I bet your toe nails are red?

- No, they are not.

Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days?

- Of course.

Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?

- All of the above. Happy reigns supreme though.

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

- Basketball shorts, as per usual.

Do you ever crack your knuckles/ back/ ankles/ wrists/ etc?

- All day, every day.

Do you think before you speak?

- I try.

You're thinking about someone, aren't you?

- Guilty as charged.

What color shirt are you wearing?

- Shirtless J.

Is anyone on your bad side?

- Not a bit.

When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?

-Tomorrow afternoon. She's gone to see her mom.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?

- I prefer not to.

Do you have a tan?

- Not really.

Have you hugged someone within the last week?

- Fo sho.

Who was the last person to hug you?

- Lish.

Have you ever slapped someone across the face?

- I'm not much of a slapper.

Which celebrity do you want to be with?

- Natalie Portman.

Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?

- Weed, I guess.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with J, M, P or D?

- J, Yes, M, yes, P, No, D... um... probably.

Do you miss your past?

- Every day is a new adventure.

Last time you smiled because you got a text?

-Texting makes me frown.

Do you have any dirty pictures on your cellphone?

- No.

Name something you hate?

- White people.

What was the weather like today?

- Decent, I suppose. I dunno, I'm staying off the leg.

Do you drop your phone a lot?

- No.

Have you ever kissed under fireworks?

- I think maybe... I dunno.

Ever kissed in the rain?

- Fo suggity.

Has anyone seen you in your underwear this past month?

- Well yeah.

Is anything wrong?

- I'm bored.

Current relationship status?

- In a relationship.

What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches?

- Neither.

Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?

- IN A ROW?

Are you doing anything this weekend?

- I dunno. Harry Potter tomorrow night. Beyond that, I don't really plan that far ahead.

Credit cards or cash?

- Cash

If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it?

- Always.

Have you ever sent a naughty text message?

- No... no I haven't.

If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell?

- A scientist.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

- I swallowed the cocoon three days ago. It should be hatching any day now.

What’s the nicest text in your inbox say?

- FUCK YOU AND YOUR FASCIST TEXTING QUESTIONS!!!

Have you ever been called a tease?

- I doubt it. I'm a bit more straight forward than that.

What was the last conversation you had on AIM?

- Blaine and I were discussing the lesser points of La Coka Nostra.

Would you ever enhance or get any kind of plastic surgery?

- Only if I were seriously mangled in a car accident.

Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a bed?

- Every morning, and every night.

Are you hard to please?

- Not really. Beer, good food, and good movies tend to do the trick.

What are you freakishly obsessed with?

- Movies.

What would you do if a stranger came up to you and said you are the most attractive person they have seen?

- Tell them thank you, and move on. What would you expect me to do?

Where are you ticklish?

- Sure.

Have you kissed lots of people this year?

- Just one.

If you could visit one place in the world where would you go?

- Best buy.

Have you ever made out with 2 different people in one night?

- Haven't we all at one point or another?

Name two people you miss:

- Lish, and Spooknasty.

Would you rather do the dishes or clean the bedroom?

- Neither. That's the woman's job.

Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

- Probably not actually. Unless she gets bored in the middle of the night and calls me.

Do you like aggressive or innocent kisses?

- Both.

What are you doing tomorrow?

- Harry Potter 6 bitches... KNOW ABOUT IT!

Will this weekend be a good one?

- We'll see.

Do you like Mexican food?

- FOR THE WIN!

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

-Yes, but she was lying.

Why?

- I guess she wanted to give me a compliment, but couldn't think of a true one.

Do you just wanna be with someone and never let go?

- Um... what?

Plans for Saturday?

- None. Play it by ear.
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Post by suga suga Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:09 pm

Whats your sign?

- Saggitarius

Congratulations​ ! You just had a baby girl! Whats her name?

- No,I didn't. I had an abortion. (ohh so bad)

If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?

- After I killed it.

Are you listening to music right now?

- Nope

Did anyone tell you they love you today?

- Not yet

Last text message you received?

- I don't feel like getting up to look.

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?

- Dan

Do you and your friends have the same taste in music?

- Yeah, I think so.

I bet your toe nails are red?

- No, french manicure

Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days?

- Yes but don't tell hubby (I kid I kid)

Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately?

- Happy!

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

- Jeans

Do you ever crack your knuckles/ back/ ankles/ wrists/ etc?

- Yeah

Do you think before you speak?

- Not always

You're thinking about someone, aren't you?

- Am I?

What color shirt are you wearing?

- Black

Is anyone on your bad side?

- Not at the moment.

When's the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?

-Uh..I can't think of anyone that leaves me breathless

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?

-No

Do you have a tan?

- I tried but I'm just a little off white now.

Have you hugged someone within the last week?

- Yep

Who was the last person to hug you?

- Hubby I guess

Have you ever slapped someone across the face?

- Sure have

Which celebrity do you want to be with?

- Adam Lambert but since he's gay that's not gonna happen.

Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed?

- Weed

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with J, M, P or D?

- J-Yes, M-Yes, P-probably so, D-probably so again

Do you miss your past?

-I miss parts of it...but everyday ends as your past.

Last time you smiled because you got a text?

-Uh..I dunno

Do you have any dirty pictures on your cellphone?

- I do but if anyone looked at it they wouldn't know it was dirty because of the angle I took it at and it's in negative.

Name something you hate?

- Ignorance

What was the weather like today?

- I think it's hot..haven't been outside but the sun is out and it's summer..so I'm assuming hot.

Do you drop your phone a lot?

- No.

Have you ever kissed under fireworks?

- Nah

Ever kissed in the rain?

- Can't recall

Has anyone seen you in your underwear this past month?

- Well yeah.

Is anything wrong?

- Nah..just not motivated.

Current relationship status?

- hitched

What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches?

- Cricket Spiders

Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?

- IN A ROW!!!!!

Are you doing anything this weekend?

-Yep!! It's girls nite weekend and I'm hyped. My bestie is in town (only see her once a year) and I'm ready celebrate.

Credit cards or cash?

- Debit card

If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it?

- If I'm all purdied up I will. My house is full of mirrors. If I checked myself at every mirror I would never get anything else done.

Have you ever sent a naughty text message?

- Uh huh

If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell?

- The doctor.

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

- Probably gonna have some in a little while..I have to take a test today.

What’s the nicest text in your inbox say?

- I have no idea.

Have you ever been called a tease?

- Fo sho

What was the last conversation you had on AIM?

- I don't have AIM but I have FB and MySpace. My last IM conversation was about the bratty ass neighbor kids acting like hoodlums.

Would you ever enhance or get any kind of plastic surgery?

- Oh hell yeah..

Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a bed?

- Yep

Are you hard to please?

- Kinda..I'm a pain in the ass.

What are you freakishly obsessed with?

- Shoes

What would you do if a stranger came up to you and said you are the most attractive person they have seen?

- I would say "I know" and check my lipstick.

Where are you ticklish?

- In the ribs and stomach.

Have you kissed lots of people this year?

- Nope.

If you could visit one place in the world where would you go?

- Bora Bora

Have you ever made out with 2 different people in one night?

- Probably but I was more than likely too drunk to remember either of them.

Name two people you miss:

- Normally I'd say my bestie..but she's here now..so I dunno.

Would you rather do the dishes or clean the bedroom?

- Neither. I'd rather be shopping.

Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

- Yep

Do you like aggressive or innocent kisses?

- Neither (I'm married)

What are you doing tomorrow?

- Maybe shopping!

Will this weekend be a good one?

- Half and half...the mother-in-law is coming to town but I'm going out with my girls

Do you like Mexican food?

- Love steak burritos from Pancho Villa

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

-Yep

Why?

- Because they are.

Do you just wanna be with someone and never let go?

- No, I usually like for people to stay the hell away from me.

Plans for Saturday?

- Yep! Can't wait.


(For those offended by my posts, please keep in mind that I'm a total smartass and you can't believe half of what I say)
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